Who's on Facebook, put your hands up??

Onwards with my quest to become America's next top model I go...

Last night was one of the strangest nights ever. I fell asleep in front of South Park whilst reclining on the sofa and at four am work up in a startle, delirious in my uncommon surroundings. I headed for my real bed, which was covered in papers, and laid my head to rest. Suddenly I woke up again, this time at seven am...and I was back on the sofa! Crazyness!

The weather continues to represent over here, today was another blistering beauty! Seeing all the lovely ladies in their skimpy summer tops does little to help in my annual sacrifice for lent; casual sex and hardcore drugs.

Tomorrow I've just got golf and then a lot of homework, which I need to get done before Saturday as it appears that we (the boys...and Jenny if she can be persuaded) are taking a road trip to Austin, where I hope to bump into and old friend Ben Darling.

Right kids, the camera calls for another risky pose, as does next door's sexy party! Peace out homies! x